toriateyourfacee (10:46:51 PM) : i have to peeeeeeeeee
toriateyourfacee (10:46:57 PM) : but i dont want tooooooooooooo
LissaLoveXoX (10:47:03 PM) : awh
LissaLoveXoX (10:47:08 PM) : im sorry?
toriateyourfacee (10:47:12 PM) : you should be
toriateyourfacee (10:47:15 PM) : its all your fault
LissaLoveXoX (10:47:21 PM) : again!? D:
toriateyourfacee (10:47:24 PM) : you snuck into my bladder
LissaLoveXoX (10:47:29 PM) : sorry!
toriateyourfacee (10:47:45 PM) : well i know its soft but im watching a good movie! you couldnt wait?!
LissaLoveXoX (10:48:27 PM) : no. its nice and warm there too. i was cold.
toriateyourfacee (10:48:37 PM) : go to miami!
LissaLoveXoX (10:48:46 PM) : your bladder was closer.
toriateyourfacee (10:48:51 PM) : rofllllllllllllllllllll
toriateyourfacee (10:48:54 PM) : were weird.
LissaLoveXoX (10:49:13 PM) : mhm
toriateyourfacee (10:49:14 PM) : and by we - i mean you
toriateyourfacee (10:49:22 PM) : and by you, i mean the cookie monster
LissaLoveXoX (10:49:24 PM) : and by you you mean you
LissaLoveXoX (10:49:26 PM) : i mean
LissaLoveXoX (10:49:29 PM) : i love cookies
LissaLoveXoX (10:49:33 PM) : and making them
LissaLoveXoX (10:49:35 PM) : especially
toriateyourfacee (10:49:36 PM) : yeah
toriateyourfacee (10:50:07 PM) : is there a difference between making cookies and making vegan cookies?
toriateyourfacee (10:50:22 PM) : is making vegan cookies like gay sex?
LissaLoveXoX (10:51:01 PM) : uummm...
LissaLoveXoX (10:51:02 PM) : idk
LissaLoveXoX (10:51:09 PM) : have we been having straight sex all along?
toriateyourfacee (10:51:15 PM) : damn.....
LissaLoveXoX (10:51:22 PM) : im sorry i just couldnt keep it away
toriateyourfacee (10:51:29 PM) : -sighs-
LissaLoveXoX (10:51:31 PM) : and by it i mean my massive cock
toriateyourfacee (10:51:33 PM) : lissa.......
LissaLoveXoX (10:51:37 PM) : sorry D:
toriateyourfacee (10:51:45 PM) : i think we should make vegan cookies
LissaLoveXoX (10:51:56 PM) : alright
toriateyourfacee (10:52:09 PM) : -lion king rolling tackles into bedroom-
LissaLoveXoX (10:52:13 PM) : xD
toriateyourfacee (10:52:16 PM) : (:
LissaLoveXoX (10:52:20 PM) : -makes vegan cookies all night long-
LissaLoveXoX (10:52:26 PM) : -into the wee hours of the morning-
toriateyourfacee (10:52:32 PM) : HAHAHAHAHA
toriateyourfacee (10:52:33 PM) : wee.
LissaLoveXoX (10:52:37 PM) : yes
toriateyourfacee (10:52:37 PM) : like weewee
toriateyourfacee (10:52:39 PM) : as in mydick
LissaLoveXoX (10:52:40 PM) : no
LissaLoveXoX (10:52:42 PM) : like frence
LissaLoveXoX (10:52:47 PM) : as in yes
toriateyourfacee (10:52:48 PM) : D: thats oui
LissaLoveXoX (10:53:03 PM) : umm...no its not?
LissaLoveXoX (10:53:07 PM) : i changed the frence language
toriateyourfacee (10:53:11 PM) : oh okay
toriateyourfacee (10:53:21 PM) : i see you changed the h to an e in french as well
LissaLoveXoX (10:53:35 PM) : umm...yes?
toriateyourfacee (10:53:39 PM) : got it.
toriateyourfacee (10:53:42 PM) : what is dick?
LissaLoveXoX (10:53:49 PM) : umm.....
LissaLoveXoX (10:54:48 PM) : tori.
toriateyourfacee (10:54:52 PM) : great.
toriateyourfacee (10:55:01 PM) : i changed the spanishe language myself.
LissaLoveXoX (10:55:08 PM) : really now
toriateyourfacee (10:55:10 PM) : mhm
LissaLoveXoX (10:55:13 PM) : to?
toriateyourfacee (10:55:22 PM) : depends which word?
LissaLoveXoX (10:55:27 PM) : dick
toriateyourfacee (10:55:32 PM) : el dicko
LissaLoveXoX (10:55:37 PM) : nice
LissaLoveXoX (10:55:49 PM) : insert tab a into slot b please
toriateyourfacee (10:56:03 PM) : oh what a lovely insertion
LissaLoveXoX (10:56:30 PM) : would you insert your tab into my slot?
toriateyourfacee (10:56:38 PM) : i would be delighted to
toriateyourfacee (10:56:50 PM) : -inserts tab-
LissaLoveXoX (10:57:01 PM) : -slotogasms-
toriateyourfacee (10:57:44 PM) : this army tank looks rather suggestive.
toriateyourfacee (10:57:56 PM) : theres a rather large........... cannon protruding from it
LissaLoveXoX (10:58:18 PM) : sorry. they wanted to put me in the movie really badly. it was the only role available
toriateyourfacee (10:58:35 PM) : you look quite darling
LissaLoveXoX (10:58:44 PM) : thank you I try
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