Friendship Like This Is Rare

toriateyourfacee (10:46:51 PM): i have to peeeeeeeeee

toriateyourfacee (10:46:57 PM): but i dont want tooooooooooooo

LissaLoveXoX (10:47:03 PM): awh

LissaLoveXoX (10:47:08 PM): im sorry?

toriateyourfacee (10:47:12 PM): you should be

toriateyourfacee (10:47:15 PM): its all your fault

LissaLoveXoX (10:47:21 PM): again!? D:

toriateyourfacee (10:47:24 PM): you snuck into my bladder

LissaLoveXoX (10:47:29 PM): sorry!

toriateyourfacee (10:47:45 PM): well i know its soft but im watching a good movie! you couldnt wait?!

LissaLoveXoX (10:48:27 PM): no. its nice and warm there too. i was cold.

toriateyourfacee (10:48:37 PM): go to miami!

LissaLoveXoX (10:48:46 PM): your bladder was closer.

toriateyourfacee (10:48:51 PM): rofllllllllllllllllllll

toriateyourfacee (10:48:54 PM): were weird.

LissaLoveXoX (10:49:13 PM): mhm

toriateyourfacee (10:49:14 PM): and by we - i mean you

toriateyourfacee (10:49:22 PM): and by you, i mean the cookie monster

LissaLoveXoX (10:49:24 PM): and by you you mean you

LissaLoveXoX (10:49:26 PM): i mean

LissaLoveXoX (10:49:29 PM): i love cookies

LissaLoveXoX (10:49:33 PM): and making them

LissaLoveXoX (10:49:35 PM): especially

toriateyourfacee (10:49:36 PM): yeah

toriateyourfacee (10:50:07 PM): is there a difference between making cookies and making vegan cookies?

toriateyourfacee (10:50:22 PM): is making vegan cookies like gay sex?

LissaLoveXoX (10:51:01 PM): uummm...

LissaLoveXoX (10:51:02 PM): idk

LissaLoveXoX (10:51:09 PM): have we been having straight sex all along?

toriateyourfacee (10:51:15 PM): damn.....

LissaLoveXoX (10:51:22 PM): im sorry i just couldnt keep it away

toriateyourfacee (10:51:29 PM): -sighs-

LissaLoveXoX (10:51:31 PM): and by it i mean my massive cock

toriateyourfacee (10:51:33 PM): lissa.......

LissaLoveXoX (10:51:37 PM): sorry D:

toriateyourfacee (10:51:45 PM): i think we should make vegan cookies

LissaLoveXoX (10:51:56 PM): alright

toriateyourfacee (10:52:09 PM): -lion king rolling tackles into bedroom-

LissaLoveXoX (10:52:13 PM): xD

toriateyourfacee (10:52:16 PM): (:

LissaLoveXoX (10:52:20 PM): -makes vegan cookies all night long-

LissaLoveXoX (10:52:26 PM): -into the wee hours of the morning-

toriateyourfacee (10:52:32 PM): HAHAHAHAHA

toriateyourfacee (10:52:33 PM): wee.

LissaLoveXoX (10:52:37 PM): yes

toriateyourfacee (10:52:37 PM): like weewee

toriateyourfacee (10:52:39 PM): as in mydick

LissaLoveXoX (10:52:40 PM): no

LissaLoveXoX (10:52:42 PM): like frence

LissaLoveXoX (10:52:47 PM): as in yes

toriateyourfacee (10:52:48 PM): D: thats oui

LissaLoveXoX (10:53:03 PM): umm...no its not?

LissaLoveXoX (10:53:07 PM): i changed the frence language

toriateyourfacee (10:53:11 PM): oh okay

toriateyourfacee (10:53:21 PM): i see you changed the h to an e in french as well

LissaLoveXoX (10:53:35 PM): umm...yes?

toriateyourfacee (10:53:39 PM): got it.

toriateyourfacee (10:53:42 PM): what is dick?

LissaLoveXoX (10:53:49 PM): umm.....

LissaLoveXoX (10:54:48 PM): tori.

toriateyourfacee (10:54:52 PM): great.

toriateyourfacee (10:55:01 PM): i changed the spanishe language myself.

LissaLoveXoX (10:55:08 PM): really now

toriateyourfacee (10:55:10 PM): mhm

LissaLoveXoX (10:55:13 PM): to?

toriateyourfacee (10:55:22 PM): depends which word?

LissaLoveXoX (10:55:27 PM): dick

toriateyourfacee (10:55:32 PM): el dicko

LissaLoveXoX (10:55:37 PM): nice

LissaLoveXoX (10:55:49 PM): insert tab a into slot b please

toriateyourfacee (10:56:03 PM): oh what a lovely insertion

LissaLoveXoX (10:56:30 PM): would you insert your tab into my slot?

toriateyourfacee (10:56:38 PM): i would be delighted to

toriateyourfacee (10:56:50 PM): -inserts tab-

LissaLoveXoX (10:57:01 PM): -slotogasms-

toriateyourfacee (10:57:44 PM): this army tank looks rather suggestive.

toriateyourfacee (10:57:56 PM): theres a rather large........... cannon protruding from it

LissaLoveXoX (10:58:18 PM): sorry. they wanted to put me in the movie really badly. it was the only role available

toriateyourfacee (10:58:35 PM): you look quite darling

LissaLoveXoX (10:58:44 PM): thank you I try

heartbreak

Just got done crying my eyes out. I'll probably start again when I put my laptop down. 320 days. 320. I don't know if that's a lot or a little. It was enough to make this big of an impact on me. It's taking a lot for me not to walk into the kitchen and stab what's already been stabbed so many times - yet this time it'd be intentional. I don't know what to do or say anymore... I don't know how I'm going to act normal around people. The ring would've looked great on your finger...

tori is one of those blondes dreams are made of

Go to Googlism.com and type in your name. Make sure "who" is selected. Post the best ones. 

tori is outrageous

tori is in the anniversary issue of spin which i just got in the mail about 3 mins ago

tori is totally adorable
tori is nothing short of phenomenal
tori is
tori is my little yorkie

tori is commonly known in the usa as a cape parrot

tori is a normal slow bone growth that appears in the upper and the lower jaw
tori is their youngest and was diagnosed with microphthalmia with a large cyst in the left eye
tori is currently on the european leg of her world tour
tori is featured on the cd single by tom jones "i wanna get back with you"
tori is extremely excellent in this book
tori is mature in age at 36 years of age with a body any girl half her age would be proud of
tori is again in a white room
tori is just fake

tori is god

STOP IT!

Why?! Why why why why why. This isn't fair! It's like an invasion - only one thats been taking place for almost a year now. A year, babe. You've been driving me crazy for an entire year. Do you remember when we met? I do... It was quite funny. Then, I dated Becca because I thought I could never have a chance with you. She's a great girl - but she never compared to you. Eventually I got the guts to ask you out. And you said no. And that totally crushed me until literally about five minutes later you changed your mind and instantly made me the happiest girl alive. I remember when you went to cape cod for a few days and I commented you at least once every day on mibba. I fell for you fast and hard. I remember the day of our one month. We had a really serious talk and I broke down and cried my heart out with Alana right next to me because I knew you were going to break up with me and that totally threw my heart in the trash. The next day, you broke up with me. I cried even more. I didn't talk to anyone. I dated other people - no one lasting more than a month. Yet, no one could compare to you. I held everyone way up to a higher standard just because they weren't you. In January, I thought I was over you. We hadn't been talking much and I was "relieved" to not be in love with you. Then we started talking a lot again and I crashed. I realized I never did stop loving you. I still haven't. You're the only thing on my mind; you're all I talk about. Whenever I close my eyes, all I can see is holding you, kissing you, running down the streets of Colonie laughing and skipping and holding hands. That's the only way I want it to be. I wish. I like my dreamland better than real life. Because you're my drug. My addiction. 1 pill, I'm dizzy. 2, I'm laughing. 3, I'm breaking down. 4, 5, 6, all I want is more. More. More. More. I say I want you to be happy - I do. But more than that - I want you to be mine. Mine and only mine. Forever and for always. But I know that chance is small. But love can last through anything. Anything at all, I'll endure it for you. Even if we have more fights than the world has had wars, I will move there. I will find you. I'm still even debating whether or not to post this. You already know how much I do love you. But I bet you think I'm nuts - even more so because of this. Well, I'd agree with you there, darling. I'm the craziest damn girl you'll ever meet.

Fourth of fuck fifth day

So yesterday ROCKED. Vicki and Alana came over and we partied it up. I love them so much. We went to the school hung with Jarrell and went to 7-11 and came back. It was fun. And we did make-up and hit and made Vicki's make-up all funky. Yeah, we ended up going to sleep at like six in the morning and woke up at two. It's been pretty good up until now. We want to go to my summer house but we have to wait til eight so Alana's sister can come get us and my mom won't stop bitching at me for no reason. Also, we had to pull together $35 - most of which in change. So yeah I'm about to flip shit. The only thing keeping me calm is Alana and Vicki.

I Love

this. being optimistic. life. sodapop (not from the outsiders!). the twilight series. vampires. literature. math. english. computers. music. concert band. marching band. piano. cello. clarinet. guitar. trombone. people who are funny. talkative people. people who are there for me. friends. making a scene. throwing pickles. mall cops (but not really). people who like politics. donnie darko. frank. avenged sevenfold. telling people when i have to go to the bathroom. arbys. being vegan. peta2. people immature enough to call me "peta dyke". warped tour. you.

I Can't Stand

homophobes. people who think they're the shit. whiners. emos. preps. labels. people who are exactly like me. annoying people. people who like screamo just to be cool. norma jean. fakes. liars. stupid people. people who treat animals like shit (verbally/physically). science. pointless rap. people who don't like classic rock or old music. people who look awful in braces (j.w.). people who believe in global warming. people who think they're too "good" or "popular" to talk to people "lower" than them. whores. christianity (not christians). old perverts. rapists. my chemical romance. michigan. the fact that i don't live in new york. being young. people who try to convert me to other religions. people who think wiccans are crazy. people who tell me i'm wrong when im right. you.

Sex Gods

(1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.

5.

Joey Jordison

(Slipknot)

........WOW. Even before I saw him without his mask I wanted to freaking TACKLE him.

4.

Ville Valo

(HIM)

This picture, his voice, his hottnes - 'nuff said.

3.

Novak

(Viva La Bam)

What can I say? I like badasses. He'd be number 2 if I wasn't afraid of STDs.

2.

Jimmy Urine

(Mindless Self Indulgence)

Mostly for his lyrics. :P But he's pretty freakin' hot.

1.

Synyster Gates

(Avenged Sevenfold)

-faints- Do I need an explanation?! He's like the sexiest thing on the face of the Earth. ;ldkkflwfl He's Synyster Gates - sex god of the universe!

Family fuck up

You don't get it! You don't get why I get so angry with you. Why I scream my lungs out and you just call me a potty-mouth and childish. You get everything. And it's not fair. You have everyone liking you, all the talent, everyone telling you how amazing you are. Call it jealousy, I don't care. I'd just prefer not being called a worthless, stupid, lazy bitch while he just refers to you as the prodigy. It's not fair. We do everything the exact same way, you just happen to get drum major and be an amazing pianist. I'm actually smarter than you, no one ever recognizes it. When they do, you just say they're lying. She likes you better, I know. I've come to accept that, but it doesn't I  like it. Why am I the one with the scars while you get off clean? Family fuck-up - that's me.